Tabitha & Timothy

Tabitha (Facebook post)

🍰🎂Happy Birthday, T🎂🍰

May you have silky skies and classy clouds.

May you never forget to smile that smile you smile. Oh, that smile 😍🙈

May your life be painless,

your heart break less,

your wallet shrink less,

and your horizon endless.

I am so glad we were introduced that one random evening!

Anyway, see you at fellowship today ‘random’ evening 😜

🍰🎂Happy Birthday, T 🙈🏃🏼💨🎂🍰

Trevor (inner monologue)

Oh, wow! I didn’t know today was Timothy’s birthday. That’s so sweet… Bambi Tabitha is so expressive in her love for Timo. How long have they been together, now? 5 months? Or 6? Doesn’t matter. Hahahaa! Mbu “Wallet shrink less…” I should take the birthday boy for some tea before fellowship time!

Tyler (inner monologue)

Oh, wow! This is really beautiful! How’d she know it was my birthday today? I didn’t know she liked me back… but it explains the hug she gave me last week after fellowship! Woohoo! “see you at fello in the evening” See you too, Tabitha! She even recalls 5 months ago when we met? It’s time to ask her to be mine!

Thomas (inner monologue)

Oh, wow! I didn’t know Tabitha had moved on from me already. That’s… cute. So now, she’s over the moon for this “T”? How long have they been together, now? 6 months? Or 5? Mbu “Wallet shrink less…” She’s only with him for the money, of course. Well, “T”, she’ll eventually dump you just for cheating only once! It’s just a matter of time.