splinters and logs

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My pastor is the best
My pastor is the best
My pastor, quite frankly
is better than the rest

His mic is at his chest
Gosh, he has the biggest pects!
Preaching healing laced with jest,
He reads the scripture with nice spects

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My president is the best
My president is the best
My president, quite frankly
is better than the rest

His hat on his head mind
A wiser grandpa, none can find
His heart is on his sleeve
He even lets his captives live

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My opinion is modest
My opinion is modest
My opinion, quite frankly
is modesty at its best

I’m impartial when I judge
On my beliefs, I’d never budge
I’d never steal, come rain or sun
Maybe to feed my wife and son

Comments

6 responses to “splinters and logs”

  1. nankundamuno Avatar

    Am I the only one who was singing through this.. like red is the best color I have ever seen

    1. b40deep Avatar

      hahahaaaa, you are not alone πŸ™‚

  2. nankundamuno Avatar

    But remixed with my pastor is the best

  3. praisekayongwe Avatar

    This is nice πŸ™‚

  4. Atrisia Rukud'de Avatar

    So; your ‘son’ is sorted when it comes to nursery rhymes πŸ™‚
    Curious title though. Care to explain it to me?

    1. b40deep Avatar

      the title… Matthew 7:1-5. I’m a heavily-biased fly on the wall πŸ™‚

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